Ben's House of Pancakes

Hey, Apple, forget about someone?

That's right, there is this little state called South Dakota. Now I know that we got left out of the Rand McNally atlas one year, but if you think that the 781,919 people who live here are insignificant, I've got news for you.

A good percent of these 781,919 people just might want one of your iPhones. But oh, no, you'd never dream of having an apple store in SD, much less selecting a carrier for your silly little phone that actually works in our insignificant state.

Or maybe we should thank AT&T for this. AT&T, you provided us with service through land lines in the past, but we're mobile now. We don't drive tractors to work, like you may have thought. We have cars, computers, and oh yes, cellular phones too. The difference between our phones and your phones -- ours actually work. "More bars in more places" huh? You've sure barred us from your service, and from our handheld multimedia dreams. If those are the only bars we get from you, I think I'll pass.

We will enjoy laughing at people who visit us with your phone, we might even loan them one of our phones so they can actually call someone.

When your phone works with my carrier and supports a Linux installation, call me.

Posted at 11:55AM Jun 29, 2007 by Benjamin Say in General  |