Intellectual Intercourse

Random Observations

1. If you’re going to sing karaoke on Wednesday nights at Maya Jane’s, please make sure your zipper is up. It’s quite distracting if you’re gyrating your hips, but all I can stare at is your zipper.

2. The University seems like it could have save a lot of cash by just demolishing the Coyote Student Center, paving the area, putting little yellow lines all over it, and giving me a new place to park. I’m sure the new one will be nice, and I’m sure that every day, people will stand in it, complaining that they couldn’t find a parking spot.

3. I admire anyone with the guts to have a sexual encounter in the study rooms in the library, but for god’s sake, get one without a window. My eyes are still burning.

4. Everyone thinks it's "normal kids" V. "non-trads," but much like Republican V. Democrat, there are those of us who do fit comfortably into either group.

5. More teachers should have the last day of class at Carey’s. Just a thought.

6. If your ringtone annoys you, you probably shouldn’t have it. Yet, I constantly hear people complaining about how much they hate their own ringtones. What the hell?

Posted at 01:56AM Apr 06, 2008 by James Sabata in General  |  Comments[2]