Sunday April 06, 2008
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Sunday April 06, 2008
Random Observations
1. If you’re going to sing karaoke on Wednesday nights at Maya Jane’s, please make sure your zipper is up. It’s quite distracting if you’re gyrating your hips, but all I can stare at is your zipper.
2. The University seems like it could have save a lot of cash by just demolishing the Coyote Student Center, paving the area, putting little yellow lines all over it, and giving me a new place to park. I’m sure the new one will be nice, and I’m sure that every day, people will stand in it, complaining that they couldn’t find a parking spot.
3. I admire anyone with the guts to have a sexual encounter in the study rooms in the library, but for god’s sake, get one without a window. My eyes are still burning.
4. Everyone thinks it's "normal kids" V. "non-trads," but much like Republican V. Democrat, there are those of us who do fit comfortably into either group.
5. More teachers should have the last day of class at Carey’s. Just a thought.
6. If your ringtone annoys you, you probably shouldn’t have it. Yet, I constantly hear people complaining about how much they hate their own ringtones. What the hell?
Posted at 01:56AM Apr 06, 2008 by James Sabata in General | Comments[2]
All very deep insights... I'm... I'm just stunned by their relevancy!
And at least one thing you listed is very nostalgic to me...
I haven't had sex with a girl in I.D. Weeks since I was a sophomore. On Valentine's Day. Granted - it was in the Ladies Bathroom on 2nd floor where no one could see us - but it was quite loud. There were rumors that some girl had been stabbed in the library that night - but those weren't pleas for help or cries of "No!"...
As I recall, it was more like... "Yes... ooooh yeah... YES!!! YEEESSSSS! Oooooh yah... YES! YES!!! YES YES YES YES *scream* More... YES!!! YES!!!!!"
and so forth....
Posted by Douglas Bryenldson on April 06, 2008 at 03:45 PM CDT #
Hilarious. :)
Thank you for that!
Seriously, we've all done it/thought about it. I just don't want to SEE it!
Posted by JSabata on April 08, 2008 at 02:53 AM CDT #