Intellectual Intercourse

TERRIBLE JOKES

Here's a collection of the worst jokes I've heard lately... Granted, they're all probably from the same guy... but they're still the worst jokes I've heard lately. This is how they were told to me:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?".

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. No pun in ten did.

There you have it -- crappy jokes to brighten your day.

Posted at 12:55PM Apr 14, 2008 by James Sabata in General  |  Comments[5]