Intellectual Intercourse

The McCain Conspiracy

Today, one of my friends informed me that the latest conspiracy theory making its way around America is that McCain, if elected, will seek to lower the drinking age to 18. This is because of his wife's family fortune in the beer industry. This will be his way to make billions more than he is currently pulling in, apparently.

I love it.

I wish it was true. It would be fabulous.

I can't help but wonder, would he wage a larger war on drugs to keep us drinking rather than shooting up?

Will Nascar races be rigged so only beer cars can win?

Can a Silver Bullet stand up to the National Guard?

Will we nuke Milwaukee?

I guess we'll have to wait and see... Too bad he's not running against Kerrey. I'd love the whole "Beer V. Ketchup" war that would follow.

Posted at 02:38AM Apr 16, 2008 by James Sabata in General  |  Comments[0]