A Radiant Cage Of Thunder

REPUBLICAN (STEPFORD) WIVES

SAD BUT TRUE -

On the radio, I was listening to an interview with a woman who was attenting a Barack Obama Rally, listening to his speech and cheering him on because she BELIEVED in his message and BELIEVED in him as a leader... while, the NPR reporter got a flash of insight and asked, "So, it goes without saying you're going to vote for Obama this November then, huh?"

To which the lady hesitated and answered, "Well... no... my husband... my husband and I are card carrying Republicans. If I voted for Obama - he'd probably DIVORCE ME!"

The interviewer - too staggered by her clulessness to speak clearly choked, "But your husband would never have to know HOW you voted... it's a secret ballot, just you in private..."

To which she replied, "Yeah but... he'd ASK me who I voted for!!!" (implying the thought of lying to HIM to maintain her own personal identity NEVER EVEN OCCURRED TO HER.... OMFG... I wouldn't want a tropy Republican (Stepford) Wife like that if she came with a dowry of a hundred million dollars like John McCain's wife did.

*GAG*

- Doug

Posted at 10:45AM Oct 11, 2008 by Douglas Lee Bryenldson in General  |  Comments[1]