Matti Karel

April 9- Spammers Should be Stoned (with actual rocks, not, well you know...)

They have invented an all new retarded way to annoy people with SPAM! I want to hear from anyone who has recieved annoying e-mails from a ringtones thingy. You will know the one i mean, because it is another of those catchy one-line things like "what do you think of me" and ends in "check out this site for ringtones!"... the best part by the time you realize what it is you go to delete it at the bottom of the message... and you can't. It keeps bringing you back to the message! Close out the mail and select it as trash. Do people really find it fullfilling to send this crap to others who just want to e-mail their friends? I don't know how many people respond to the stuff or actually go to the site, but I would hope that the greater % of the population would know by now that it is just another thing trying to get you to sign up for viagra or gyco (as if the gecko and the cavemen weren't annoying enough.) I have decided that my purpose in life is to invent something I can install into my computer that whenever I am offeneded by spam I press a small red button (red=bad) that automatically goes through the network to the computer of whoever the hell is sending me those stupid SPAM concoctions and zaps it. I dont just mean zap, i mean annoyingly (but not a fire hazard) combust. Something that makes an incredibly loud noise so that all the people within a one mile radius will know that someone nearby is a supporter of spamming. From there, the perpetrator can promptly be located and stoned. Yes, indeed, someday I will be famous. .. hopefully not in the way where it also involves a straightjacket... and yes i just worked a 12 hour shift and am at the point where rational thought is a little beyond me.

Posted at 11:21AM Jun 20, 2007 by Matti M Karel in General  |  Comments[2]