Getting' Drunk

08:54PM Mar 04, 2008 in category General by Tetris

Here's the final game we settled on:

1. Obama wins a state, chug a beer. If he wins by double digits, do two.

2. Every time they say "3AM" or "Red Phone" take 3 drinks.

3. Every time Clinton says "experience," Obama says "yes we can" or McCain says "friends," take 5.

4. Every time you hear "change you can Xerox" or "reject and renounce" finish your drink.

5. Every time they talk about Hillary dropping out, finish your drink.

6. Take 1 drink when you hear latinos, blacks, momentum, super delegates, young, or elderly.
 

UPDATE: Thank you McCain, my friend, for getting me wasted.  

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Comments:

haha, talk about drinking liberally.

Posted by greatbrittany on March 04, 2008 at 08:56 PM CST #

Why don't you play the Ted Kennedy drinking game?

It's called "Woops, I killed a girl. Luckily, I wasn't punished because I'm a Kennedy."

Posted by Matt Hittle on March 04, 2008 at 10:23 PM CST #

Is that the type of drinking game you usually play Matt? Doesn't sound very fun.

Posted by Xiao Xi Zhang on March 04, 2008 at 10:42 PM CST #

:-S

I'm lost for words. So many fallacies I don't know where to start.

Posted by Tetris on March 04, 2008 at 10:59 PM CST #

You guys MUST be drunk!

READ!
From the FBI:
http://foia.fbi.gov/foiaindex/chappaquiddick.htm
From a random news site:
http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000023554/
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident

Posted by Matt Hittle on March 04, 2008 at 11:06 PM CST #

I know what happened. Look, you can't take one action by one Democrat and generalize that or act bitter about it. Do you want to start exchanging corrupt or questionable behavior by members of one party and characterize the entire party by it? Okay.

Why don't you play a drinking game called "Woops, I killed a motorcyclist because of my insane driving. Luckily I'm a high ranking Republican politician in a heavily Republican state and won't be punished."

1-1

Posted by Tetris on March 04, 2008 at 11:13 PM CST #

It was a joooooooke.

Have a sense of humor.

Posted by Matt Hittle on March 05, 2008 at 11:12 AM CST #

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